IQ

How about this fella then? I'm pretty clever myself. Words I know: Food (1), walkies (2) take it out (5) squirrel (6) wait (7) come here (9) dog (10) come on then (13) theMillieDog (14 or 16) ummmm. There must be more. I'll think of them. Just give me a minute. Actually, there's LOADS more I know but if I let on they'd take advantage and get me doing things like the washing up