Competition

I've discovered another blogging dog! Not just any old dog but another Millie Dog. This is not THEMillieDog though, the one and only, unique, supreme, sophisticated. OK maybe that's stretching it a bit far especially as I was sick after eating rubbish today. Thank you to thefriendPeter for drawing my attention to this imposter
We keep having lots of people in my house. Some of the lady ones are afraid of me! Me! I'm very well mannered though and when I see them coming I just take myself off in the other room. To check the bin out. And upstairs to check those bins out. And in the bathroom to lick any drips up off the floor. That's English bathroom not American so no toilet in that room. I'm not that sick. Well, I was today as I've said. Probably all that rubbish last night when the scary ladies were here.
I'm a bit confused tonight as I keep hearing Sammy's voice coming out of the computer. He's doing a lot of talking and there are other people there but I can't see him or his mouth isn't on the picture.
That's a lot of links for you to check out so I better leave you to get on with it

Ablutions

I'm getting fed up of this cold now. It's been colder than I can ever remember in my 10 and a bit years. I've hardly been out at all cos I start shivering as soon as I stop running even with my coat on. I wouldn't go out at all if my legs were long enough to be able to sit on that white thing in the little room like the he and she boss do. Maybe they should think about getting a MillieDog sized one so I don't have to go out in the garden when I don't want to. I've never got the hang of using the one in the ground down the garden but even if I had, it would still mean going out in the cold

Poos

At risk of embarrassing myself, being a dog, I thought it was about time that I wrote about poos as they play quite an important part of my life according to the he boss. The she boss very kindly clears up anything after me when we're out and about and in my garden although not everyday here. She's pretty convinced that while she's clearing up the garden ones, I'm doing another one (or two) (or three) while she's not looking and she could be right :-) I would go and sit in that little room like they do if they would let me up there and if my legs were a bit longer. The she boss dug out a big hole down the garden a long time back and put what is laughingly called a dog loo in the ground which would be OK but she always puts the lid back on so what's a dog supposed to do to be helpful. They can't really blame me when they end up clearing up after me can they?
PS At least there are no pictures with this blog!!

It must be love

The she boss has cooked me something in that hot cupboard. All these years I've waited and all she ever makes smell nice in there is for everyone else but today she's made me some very tasty biscuits. I wouldn't have minded a bit more garlic though. They didn't take too long so maybe she'll be making some more when I've finished those. She must love me very much. I must think of something I can do to let her know how much I love her too. Or perhaps she knows anyway.
The little room upstairs has always looked a bit of a mess since my friend Mal came and made half of it look good. I don't know why he didn't do it all the way up the walls. Anyway, the she boss must have had enough of it looking like that cos she's put some nice paper on the other half now as well. Something about toilet paper. Or perhaps I've got the wrong idea there. I hope Mal won't mind that I didn't feel the job was finished

Oscars

Can you believe it? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7762402.stm They obviously haven't found me yet. Never mind being demeaned by 'Fido's, I'm sure if they discovered me I'd go the full way to an Oscar. Perhaps I should send them my stage debut picture
My friend Mal's been back to see me. I'm glad he has cos no one else was here to keep me company today. He's been doing something in that little room with the water. I don't know what it's called but the walls are all nice and smooth now and it looks very nice now. Only trouble is, he seems to think he's finished and he's only done half way up the walls. The she boss doesn't seem too worried though

Walking

I've been taken for a lovely walk today. Just the she boss and me. We went back to those Malvern Hills where I haven't been for a while. She didn't warn me about the weather though. I got soaked. It's alright for her in those swishy clothes she puts on to keep all dry and snuggly. I did make a run for the car a couple of times (not that I knew where I was going) but got stopped and made to carry on. It was great in between the showers though. We walked a long way and I didn't have to go on the lead once as we didn't see anyone else or any white woolly things to get in the way. Lots of rabbits though :D
We went over that hill where the people used to camp back in the day until the Roming people came and threw them off. You'd be able to keep your eye on everything up there but it's a long way down to the toilet. Not that bothers me of course.
Talking of which, someone asked a very personal question the other day. Aunty Olly asked before now a complete stranger asked why do I hold one back leg up when I squat for a pee! How personal can you get. I have 2 answers: Why not? and Because I can. I bet you can't