Porky pies

I can't believe what that he boss has done. After a pretty reasonable day yesterday, the he boss was talking to Beth on msn and I saw what he said about me. He said that I had pooed in a man's hat at the big house and he'd put it on his head! He said that the man cried and that his wife gave him a hanky to clean it off!! I can't believe that he would dream up that I could do such a thing and even more than that, I can't believe that Beth would be taken in!!! I hope she hasn't been spreading stories about me today. This could be very embarrassing for someone and I don't think it's me.