Showing posts with label elections. Show all posts
Showing posts with label elections. Show all posts

Friday, 12 February 2010

Malvern Hills

The he boss took me and the she boss to my favourite hills today. Well, that has never happened before or not for a very long time. It was so nice to be back. Only thing was, because the she boss still keeps walking funny, she wasn't going to go anywhere very far on that leg so she turned round to go back which I didn't like. Then there were all these bangy scary noises so I decided to go back to the car as well. I did get dragged up for a bit of a run but I wasn't very happy considering where I was. Someone always comes along and spoils things don't they?
It gave me some time for thinking though and I've thought of something else that I will stand up for if you vote for me: NHS for dogs. I don't cost anyone too much money but as I get older I might so it would help the he and she boss out a bit.
I'm feeling the cold this winter and there's been a lot of it. I think it's because I am getting a bit older now. I've asked the she boss to knit me a nice warm coat in time for next winter cos I think I'll really need it then.

Saturday, 6 February 2010

MP's

I've been reading with the she boss that they'll be looking for someone else soon to run things here. I've thought of putting my name up for the job. I promise to do my duty to God and the queen and not ask for more money than I need.
I will stand up for things like; lots of green spaces for dogs and little people, he and she bosses to make sure it's all nice and clean there and on the street after dogs have had walks there, he and she bosses to make sure that their dogs are kind to each other, squirrels to be banned from gardens so the birds can eat the nuts themselves, cats to all wear bells so they can't catch the birds, big people to be nice to each other to show little people how to do it, people to not say 'Jesus Christ' when it's not meant to be said, big and little people to put all their rubbish where it's supposed to go and all dogs to get proper big walks every day unless they're poorly bad. I'll think of more but is there anything else you'd like me to sort out for you?