Nice perfume

It was 'take your dog to work' day today so the she boss took me with her. It gets a bit boring in the car but at least I know I'll get a good walk at some point and she'll come and take me for a drive every now and then.
We had a great walk by the motorway (there was a fence there in case I felt like crossing) and round a lake. I found a fantastic perfume in the woods. I don't think the she boss liked it though because she managed to trip me over, hung me up by my legs and swished me around in a puddle to wash it all off!! What must I have looked like? She never asks me if I like her perfumes. I had to sit in the car then all cold and wet for ages. I hope she takes me back sometime to get some more.