Thursday 25 February 2010

Gary Cat

LOOK! Just Look! I knew they were going somewhere good. And they didn't take me with them and just see what happened. That Gary Cat got all the fuss. And her with her fancy hat as well. And she hasn't even said anything about Gary Cat sending his love. I'd have sent mine if I'd have known they were going there. How mean

Tuesday 23 February 2010


Not sure I'd like to meet him. I might be breakfast
Oh and it still keeps snowning white stuff down

Friday 19 February 2010

Even more snow

This was my garden today when I went out. I can't believe it's done it yet again. It's great :-)

Wednesday 17 February 2010

Bus I could teach these fellas a thing or two. I do a good bus. Or train

Tuesday 16 February 2010


I did a pink one!! I think it was the red paper I'd eaten. I know I'm too old for this and should grow up a bit now at 10 years old but I couldn't help a giggle.
I think it's funny as well when I stand up at the front window and it always makes me give a little to put it politely. Must be the change in body angle.

Monday 15 February 2010

Dog idol 2010
Is anyone going to vote for me? The she boss says I could wipe the floor from what she's seen

Friday 12 February 2010

Malvern Hills

The he boss took me and the she boss to my favourite hills today. Well, that has never happened before or not for a very long time. It was so nice to be back. Only thing was, because the she boss still keeps walking funny, she wasn't going to go anywhere very far on that leg so she turned round to go back which I didn't like. Then there were all these bangy scary noises so I decided to go back to the car as well. I did get dragged up for a bit of a run but I wasn't very happy considering where I was. Someone always comes along and spoils things don't they?
It gave me some time for thinking though and I've thought of something else that I will stand up for if you vote for me: NHS for dogs. I don't cost anyone too much money but as I get older I might so it would help the he and she boss out a bit.
I'm feeling the cold this winter and there's been a lot of it. I think it's because I am getting a bit older now. I've asked the she boss to knit me a nice warm coat in time for next winter cos I think I'll really need it then.

Monday 8 February 2010


Can or do you sleep with the light on? I can't and it bothers me if it gets left on. Last night was really bad. I really don't know what was going on. Sammy came and slept here again really late but I'm used to that. What threw me is that Ed turned up here even later - past when everyone else was in bed. It would have been OK except he left the light on outside the front door AND the big curtain open so I didn't know if I was coming or going.
I tried everywhere to sleep - on the stairs, in my basket, on my mat. I was very good. He'd left the room door open but I didn't go in to sleep on the furniture. I ended up sleeping mostly outside the he and she bosses door cos it was darkest there and I wanted to be near them in case anything else strange happened.
Boy was I glad when the she boss got up. I really didn't want to go too far from her so I even followed her into the bathroom! I've never done that before. I'm glad I did. I can see why she walks funny now. Someone's been doing sewing up her leg!! There's all bits of string hanging out. I think she should go back to the shop and get her money back if it's done that to her

Saturday 6 February 2010


I've been reading with the she boss that they'll be looking for someone else soon to run things here. I've thought of putting my name up for the job. I promise to do my duty to God and the queen and not ask for more money than I need.
I will stand up for things like; lots of green spaces for dogs and little people, he and she bosses to make sure it's all nice and clean there and on the street after dogs have had walks there, he and she bosses to make sure that their dogs are kind to each other, squirrels to be banned from gardens so the birds can eat the nuts themselves, cats to all wear bells so they can't catch the birds, big people to be nice to each other to show little people how to do it, people to not say 'Jesus Christ' when it's not meant to be said, big and little people to put all their rubbish where it's supposed to go and all dogs to get proper big walks every day unless they're poorly bad. I'll think of more but is there anything else you'd like me to sort out for you?

Friday 5 February 2010

Me and the she boss have been playing. If you put your name into the, it tells you all about yourself. It wouldn't recognise THEMillieDog so we had to make do with Millie and it said "A millie is someone who is worth a million dollars". I didn't need them to tell me or anyone else that.
This is what it said about the she boss: "A term for a perfect woman. One who's style and beauty are difficult to describe. Whose scent intoxicates and excites. A truly beautiful soul with a smile and touch that can heal the infirm. The type of woman one searches for their whole life." When I'd picked myself up from laughing, I had to admit I agreed but don't tell her

Wednesday 3 February 2010


ThefriendPeter said I should try tweeting as there was a lot to be gained from it. I've been giving it a go but it keeps coming out as a woof. I'll keep practicing cos he said I'd enjoy it once I'd got the hang of it.

Tuesday 2 February 2010

Invalid visiting

Since the she boss has been walking funny, lots of people have been round to see me - Nanny and Grandad, Aunty Joy, thefriendPeter, Sammy and Uncle John. Uncle John's funny. Everyone else said nice things to the she boss or made her cups of coffee or brought her interesting things to do and look at. Uncle John brought two big bags of wood for her which thefriendPeter had to help bring in to the garage. She couldn't put those in a nice vase or sit and read them could she? I know her. The only thing she'll do with those now he's gone is put them on our cosy fire. I won't let the cat out of the bag though. I wonder if one of those is hiding in the bottom? That'd be fun