More about baths

I've managed to get rid of the bathday smell. Mr Fox had a poo in my garden the other night so that was a good smell to roll around in. I don't think the she boss is too keen and she gave me wet scrub but at least it wasn't the full wet thing.
She never keeps still and is always doing something. That's something the he boss says about me but she isn't much better. She's been chopping down all my bamBOO which is a bit of a shame. I was hoping a friendly panda would come by to check it out. They look fun

Poos

At risk of embarrassing myself, being a dog, I thought it was about time that I wrote about poos as they play quite an important part of my life according to the he boss. The she boss very kindly clears up anything after me when we're out and about and in my garden although not everyday here. She's pretty convinced that while she's clearing up the garden ones, I'm doing another one (or two) (or three) while she's not looking and she could be right :-) I would go and sit in that little room like they do if they would let me up there and if my legs were a bit longer. The she boss dug out a big hole down the garden a long time back and put what is laughingly called a dog loo in the ground which would be OK but she always puts the lid back on so what's a dog supposed to do to be helpful. They can't really blame me when they end up clearing up after me can they?
PS At least there are no pictures with this blog!!

Porky pies

I can't believe what that he boss has done. After a pretty reasonable day yesterday, the he boss was talking to Beth on msn and I saw what he said about me. He said that I had pooed in a man's hat at the big house and he'd put it on his head! He said that the man cried and that his wife gave him a hanky to clean it off!! I can't believe that he would dream up that I could do such a thing and even more than that, I can't believe that Beth would be taken in!!! I hope she hasn't been spreading stories about me today. This could be very embarrassing for someone and I don't think it's me.