Hens, ducks, crows and other random birds

They're back :-) That Beth has brought my she boss back. Boy, was I pleased to see her again. I'm glad she hasn't been gone too long. They seem to have had a good time doing something to do with touring with ducks or duck tours down in a big city with loads of friends.
The really bad news though, is that there are TWO ugly crow youngsters in MY garden now!!

Everyone else's holiday

That Beth has come back yet again and this time she's taking the she boss away from me. Grrr. It looks just like a holiday they're going on. The car's packed, there's loads of food and bags but nothing for me. I hope I at least get a good walk out of the he boss if they're all going off somewhere nice without me.
And the ugly crow's still there. Grrrr

MY garden

This just isn't fair. Just because some stupid, ugly crow youngster has decided to fall out of it's house in the big tree into my garden means that it's mum and dad won't let me out there. Every time I go out for my ablutions and other things, they have a go at me. They should have taken more care in the first place and not let him out till he could fly properly. I don't understand the attraction either. He's pretty ugly and makes a terrible racket. Only a mother could love something like that. The she boss has left the gate open to the field so he can find his way out there but I think he's too thick. After all, he could fit under the gate if he wanted to. Even I did that once. Never again though. I didn't realise how much it had hurt to squeeze underneath until I tried to come back :-s

Garden fiends

This fella came in our garden today. It looks like the same one who came to see me at home last year. I've got nasty memories of that when I went out to see him and all his aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, cousins, grannies, grandads and especially his mum and dad came and had a go at me so I'm not making the same mistake this year. Why can't they just keep away if they're not prepared to be friendly?

Holiday day out

I took the she and he boss out today. We went to some nice new places but got a bit delayed on the way when the she boss stopped to take Dorothy back off the motorway to the bus stop. I reckon she wanted to go on the motorway and was on her way to Halifax as she'd heard how nice it was.
We had a walk in the garden of a posh house which was all good until the man told us we weren't supposed to be there. I could have told them that. If only they'd listen to me sometimes. I said that's why no one else was there having a walk.



They were supposed to take me for lunch but they left me behind in the car and took another dog for lunch instead. Grrrr. I wouldn't have minded but she looked like she'd already eaten too many pies.

Kennel r/cough

I can feel it in my bones, it's getting to that time of year again when we go to nice places in the flappy house like the seaside and lots of long walks. I'm a little bit worried though. I've heard the she and he boss talking about long journeys and aeroplanes and I've even heard the word 'kennels' more than once. I've never had to go there yet but I've heard about them and it sounds like dog prison to me. We've been near them sometimes and there seem to be a lot of unhappy dogs doing a lot of barking. I get a bit scared when other dogs bark too much so I really hope they're not thinking of sending me there. So all in all, I'm feeling rather insecure. When I took the he boss and Sammy out for a walk yesterday, I decided to leave them to it and went home without them. And tonight, the she boss wanted me to take her out on the field but I wasn't too keen on leaving my house so took myself off to bed. Would anyone like to let me stay at their house instead if the he and she boss go in an aeroplane? Or come and have a holiday with me at my house?

Fame at last?

The she boss says I've got lots of new people reading about me thanks to that Beth. I will have to say thank you very nicely when I see her. I was hoping it was me that would get famous though, not her. After all, what's she got to be famous about?