Evening walks out

We had a lovely walk tonight over Sutton Park. I haven't been there for a while. It was a bit spoilt by the he and she boss keeping on stopping to pick up plastic bottles to put in what were supposed to be my poo bags. I can't say I blame them; it looked a bit of a mess. It wasn't like that last time I went.
 The sunset was pretty nice. Better than the one theFriendPeter saw when he went out for a walk this week. His was pathetic.

 No cars in the way with his though.
 The he boss spoilt my nice evening when we came back by talking about my purple poo again. Can't he just forgive and forget?

Hostage

We've had lots of comings and goings including buzzy things and little people. Samz and Abz have passed through showing off some new rings on their fingers. That Beth has been, gone, come back and I think is going again. I don't think she can make her mind up. Aunty Joy and Uncle Ted have been to see me with another lady and a little person. I didn't get chance to find out for myself if I liked them as the she boss made up her mind that I wouldn't and shut me out of the way.
A buzzy thing came in our sun lounge just when I was by the back door waiting to go in. The she boss was outside getting all the clothes off the twirly cobweb thing so didn't know I was stuck. I was scared. I couldn't get in the house and I didn't dare go past the buzzy thing. I was hostage in my own bed! When the she boss came through, she understood (again) and sent it away. What would I do without her to look after me

Sheep

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-13080128  They're complaining that it was cruel to have these lambs in a car but I think there's no comparison. If that RSPCA saw where I fitted they'd be the ones having a fit but I like it and I feel safe. If I get put in the back with all the space, I'm rolling around all over the place. I'm not so keen when the he boss is sitting there cos he's fidgety and takes up a lot of space himself.
Anyway what if they just fancied a ride out into the town for a change?

Blimp

The she boss has seen that blimping plane without the wings again today. Do you think they've been flying around all this time? What does the driver do when he needs the toilet? Do you think they're stuck? Maybe if someone had a bow and arrow .........

Summer days

It looks like it's summer - the sun is shining hotly and the days are big. The she boss doesn't seem to be going off in the car every day any more which is nice for company for me. I had one walk that should have been really good but there were big bangs going on so I'd have been quite happy waiting in the car. My field is getting busy now and there seem to be lots of little people on there a lot so that isn't much good for my walks there. A middlingly little person was climbing a tree by my field gate. It scared me so I hid in the house. The he boss came to my rescue and told him to get back down his own end.

It's all been happening cos yesterday a plane with no wings was blimping over my house. How does it do that then? Doesn't it need the wings to fly like birds do?
They both took me in the car all up the big road last night and I thought maybe we were going to theFriendPeter's. We didn't get that far but we found him anyway. We took him for a drive in our car then we stopped in the dark and all looked at his phone for a while. I'm not sure what was going on but apart from not exploring anywhere, there were some nice smells for me. It was a funny howdyado if you ask me.
This sunny weather makes the he and she boss do some different things and they've been in the garden a lot with me. Today, the she boss has been polishing all the windows. It means I can see down the road better but she wasn't too happy about my wet nose. I told here that can see better if I get closer.
 I think she's finished now so we can all have a rest

And the bride wore red shoes!

It's been a strange sort of week. First the she boss went off really early when I wasn't looking with lots of bags and all her knitting and didn't come back for days and days! The he boss looked after me great and took me lots of walks until that Beth arrived here early one day. I thought that was it until they both cleared off and left me all on my own the next day. They'd taken lots of bags as well so I was pretty worried but thankfully theFriendPeter must have realised I was lonely and unhappy and came to have one of his holidays with me. It was nice except he keeps sleeping but he did take me out in his car to a new shop and also to see some new people. Their house had some new interesting smells and tastes.

I'm really glad though that the he and she boss have come back tonight and theFriendPeter cooked them some nice tea. Apparently it was all something to do with Samz and Abz and they've got themselves dressed up in lots of fancy clothes and got married! Another Mr and Mrs. And Abzy wore RED shoes!!! Whatever next? Is that allowed?

The colour purple

The she boss put some very purple slippers in the bin which I rescued. They were too good for that and made some good fun for me to play with and were VERY tasty. Only thing is, I'm very embarrassed about the effect. I've been doing purple poos. The he boss rubs it in and keeps telling everyone and saying the dreaded words which I don't like so I slink out of the room looking very guilty. I'm not really sure why I should feel guilty though but it's yet another sound that sends shivers down my spine.
We went to the park yesterday but I didn't like it. There were scary noises again and I wanted to go back but the she boss wouldn't let me. There's scary noises everywhere these days. The she boss says I'm getting angryphobia and if I'm not careful I'll never go further than my garden. That doesn't feel a bad idea to me at the moment. Although Sammy's come today and had the nerve to say I look fatter!! I've been on Dukan for a long time as well so it obviously doesn't work.
Anyway, I think I've done them all a favour with the purple poos. At least you can see them easy for clearing up for me or just not treading in them. Wonder if they do glow in the dark slippers?